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The professional network for people whose most impressive credential is surviving another round. Add your drinking resume. Get globally Cheers'd. Post "I am thrilled to announce I drank 7 units" and let the world know.
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🏆 Achievement
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I am thrilled to announce I survived last night and can still spell my own name.
After dedicated training, two failed attempts at moderation, and one unforgettable evening. Grateful for my liver's unconditional, increasingly reluctant support. #Grateful
— Anonymous Legend📸 tap to create
💀 Resignation
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I have decided to step down as a functioning adult, effective immediately and retroactively.
Last night exceeded Q4 projections by 340%. My stomach has called an emergency board meeting. References: ask the wall I spoke to at 2AM.
— Former Adult📸 tap to create
🚨 Crisis
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Statement from my Stomach: Last Night Was Not Approved. An Investigation Has Been Launched.
Three braincells resigned. A fourth is reviewing options. The Raksi was misrepresented. Send momo.
— Anonymous (the floor)📸 tap to create
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