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🍺 The Professional Drinking Network
Your liver has a résumé.
Your liver has a résumé.
Time to publish it.
DrinkdIn is LinkedIn for people LinkedIn would quietly remove. Post your achievements ("I am thrilled to announce I found my keys"), collect Cheers, climb the leaderboard, and let your Drink IQ™ speak for itself.
…Active legends
…Cheers given
No résumé required. Questionable decisions strongly encouraged.
How to become a Legend
Three steps. Zero of them are professional. All of them are free.
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Build your drinking résumé
Capacity. Experience. Signature drink. Greatest achievement. Deepest regret. Your Drink IQ™ calculates itself.
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Post, Cheers, ascend
Announce your triumphs, collect unlimited Cheers, and climb a leaderboard that judges you globally and in real time.
Everything LinkedIn has. None of the shame.
Same corporate energy. Wildly different priorities.
Drink IQ™
A real algorithm computes your genius from capacity, experience, and how completely you've filled out your regrets.
Global Cheers
The Like button, but with sound effects and no upper limit. Cheers your friends into legend status.
Announcement Studio
Turn "I threw up in an Uber" into a polished, downloadable corporate announcement card. Six templates.
Live Leaderboard
Rank by IQ, Cheers, or sheer volume of posting. Updated in real time. Humbling by design.
Legend Cards
Download a PNG trading card of your drinking credentials. For LinkedIn. For your fridge. For court.
Guest Mode
Not ready to attach your name to this? Browse and post as a Guest, then go Official whenever you're brave.
Announce it like a promotion
The same font your company used to lay you off. Now working for you.
DrinkdIn 🍺🏆 Achievement
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I am thrilled to announce I survived last night and can still spell my own name.
Grateful for my liver's unconditional, increasingly reluctant support. #Blessed
DrinkdIn 🍺💀 Resignation
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I've decided to step down as a functioning adult, effective immediately and retroactively.
Last night exceeded Q4 projections by 340%. References: ask the wall I spoke to at 2AM.
DrinkdIn 🍺🚨 Crisis
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Statement from my Stomach: last night was not approved. An investigation is underway.
Three braincells resigned. A fourth is reviewing options. Send momo.
Your achievements deserve an audience.
Join the professional network for the professionally unprofessional. It's free. Your liver isn't, but this is.